(Source: imjustagirlwithadr3am)
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
This shit happenss to me ALL THE EFFIN TIME!!!! Gah, if it weren’t for my awesome roomates that wake me up in the morning or after a nap, I would be absent to school and work ALL the time, and would prob be droped and out of a job….. And then have no way to pay my rent, or get food, and have to live on a ditch or under the highway, battling Frank the homless man for scraps of food and boxes for shelter…..
Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.
I will…. Well if I had more followers Dx
(Source: childonearth)
Thank you so much for 1000+ followers!! I honestly didn’t think I would get this many viewership. @ D@;;;
As a thank you, I’m giving away this Alfred plush that I made out of felt. It measures 9 inches and has beads fillings (he’s a Beanie Baby <3).
Here are the rules:
- Giveaway ends March 30th, 2012 (11PM EST).
- Reblog only once for one chance to win.
- Like also count as chance to win.
Please have your ask open if you plan to enter! I will contact you that way if you missed the drawing.
i want me a mailman jones XD
My chibi form XD lolz I’m not great artist, or anything like that, but i like to draw on my spare time, and i just thought I’d share some of it here from time to time. :) hope my followers like it… all 9 of them… although I don’t think anyone really watches my blog lolz
I is forever alone
